The vandal could have at least said "Please."

Superfluous signage

This sign speaks the truth

The store invested in a covered sign the very next day.

I'll follow that advice

Attention! Unscathed moose will survey the damage.

Anticlimbactic

Thrown from your bike? Try one of these...

Wheeeeee!

What's wrong with "Occupied"?

Yeah, you jurk!

A nicer word for garbage

Used cows must use the other entrance

I deserves a break today

I wonder if their milk is sour

Everybody is somebody. Even you peculiar folks.

Now THIS is magic

Um, no thanks. I'd rather not trade.

So wrong

Not ten, not twenty, but TWENTY-FIVE

For those whose family tree has no branches

Adding insult to injury

What's that about the bridge?