$8.50 for what kind of pasta?

Hopefully there's a car wash ahead

(Thanks for this one, HAR.)

Oh, is THAT why...

I wouldn't drink it if I were you

Ahh, that new urine smell

Thanks for the advice, Budget

Speak your mind

Don't look now, but...

It's a pain to deal with this trucking company

You've got to admire his creativity

Drink up

I'm a dunce, but at least I'm not an idiot