Couldn't have said it better myself

That's not kosher

Enough said

Public Service Announcement

And God said, "Bon appetit."

Gobble up this offer

Hello

Give the signmakers a Han, would you?

Cause and effect

Explicit road rage

Is that a threat?

Yep, you sure are.

No, really, that's a frankfurter on the left.

Watch for signs

Fish you can be enthusiastic about

Fire! Quick, into the trash bins!

Best teacher in the room

It's the convoluted thought that counts

McCain & Palin supporter

Arrow overload

Culture confusion

Honesty in advertising

Not recommended for children under 18

The bacon part sounds good, but...

Thanks for this one, suziq!

Poo and pee, personified

An offer I CAN refuse

Kiss me, I'm glass.

I'll just have water.

This isn't tongue in cheek

Happy supportEmptyParas, Aunt Elsa!

Heh heh, uh, whoops.

I'm not sure I like the looks of this place.

Make up your minds!

The portions are enormous

For tanning where the sun don't shine

Act now!

Thanks, suziq!

At least you'll be prepared for the sad part

How not to juxtapose

Got that, Rover?

Technically true, I suppose

Never trust the weatherman

You've got that right

Another, um, interesting logo

Brazilian Institute for Oriental Studies logo

A most unfortunate logo

Moooove!

Does this Czech sausage ad make you hungry?

WWJD...

Harsh

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